A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowe's, Home
Depot, or Costco customers. This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to
your car as you are packing your purchases into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and
Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their
skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you
thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead
ask you for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they
start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on
the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also October 1st & 4th,
twice on the 8th, 9th, 12th, 17th & 18th, three times last
Monday and very likely again this coming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to
take ad vantage of older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K- Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowe's, Home Depot, and Costco.

Thanks for letting me know what the REAL scoop is.

Thanks Bill - great one

But I suppose if you put that information out, when I get there, Kenny, Dave, Butch and the rest of the guys from the class of 65 will already be there!